i'm serious, if guys started taking tips from snape, they'd make a surprising killing with the ladies. like, really-- not even all the mushy "all this time?" "always." stuff. just act all sarcastic and bitter like snape, and the subconscious connection will be made in every girl who's ever read the harry potter series. whichever guy figures this out first will be a total player.
today, i will go get interviewed at starbucks. my plan is to work at the one at brentwood where everyone from abe goes, and then give decaf to anyone i don't like. i will be master of the caffeine. it will be epic.
today, i am a magical gypsy-hippy. except i own things and wear a bra.
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